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Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.'
'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.'
Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now.'
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Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
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Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
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